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StarsInTheDarkness, xXOopsieDaisieXx, Dweebily-Blue, sammyscott and I have decided that shoving Discord with everyone would be a great idea. This is a list organising all individual AUs.

These are all shared universes however each of us are the main "owners" of certain ones meaning we own the main child(ren) of these AUs and dictate the story plot with the rest following suit.




All of these universes are Discord oriented, excluding the Movieverse. This is a side AU I share with xXOopsieDaisieXx and has been added to this list purely for the sake of organisation. The theme is variations of "Discord was sent to Fluttershy by Celestia to learn kindness", where he was sent to various others for the same reason (at least in the case of the Mane Six and (most) Royals)





﴾ • NextGen group: MLP-NextGens-Club • ﴿



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﴾ • Discord x The Mane Six • ﴿




﴾ Applejack ﴿
 Pestiverse ﴿
Dweebily-Blue﴿

﴾ Fluttershy ﴿
 Reformationverse ﴿
AbsoluteCactus﴿

﴾ Pinkie Pie ﴿
 Chaos Party ﴿
AbsoluteCactus﴿

﴾ Rainbow Dash ﴿
 Bedlamverse ﴿
StarsInTheDarkness﴿

﴾ Rarity ﴿
 Celebrity/TVverse ﴿
AbsoluteCactus﴿

﴾ Twilight Sparkle ﴿
 Entroverse ﴿
AbsoluteCactus﴿



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﴾ • Discord x Royalty • ﴿




﴾ Princess Cadence ﴿
 Conundrumverse ﴿
AbsoluteCactus﴿

﴾ Princess Celestia ﴿
 Genericverse ﴿
xXOopsieDaisieXx﴿

﴾ Princess Luna ﴿
 Night Terrorverse ﴿
StarsInTheDarkness﴿

﴾ King Thorax ﴿
﴾ 
[pending] ﴿
Dweebily-Blue﴿

﴾ Dragon Lord Ember ﴿
﴾ 
Dragonfang ﴿
Dweebily-Blue﴿

﴾ Prince Rutherford ﴿
﴾ 
[pending] ﴿
sammyscott﴿



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﴾ • Discord x Villains • ﴿




﴾ Ahuizotl ﴿
﴾ [pending] ﴿
xXOopsieDaisieXx﴿

﴾ Cozy Glow ﴿
﴾ [pending] ﴿
AbsoluteCactus﴿

﴾ Discord ﴿
 [pending] ﴿
StarsInTheDarkness﴿

﴾ Iron Will ﴿
﴾ 
[pending] ﴿
AbsoluteCactus﴿

﴾ King Sombra ﴿
﴾ Behind The Curtain ﴿
xXOopsieDaisieXx﴿

﴾ Lord Tirek ﴿
 Itverse ﴿
StarsInTheDarkness﴿

﴾ Queen Chrysalis ﴿
 Gatekeeperverse ﴿
AbsoluteCactus﴿

﴾ Starlight Glimmer ﴿
 Cultverse ﴿
StarsInTheDarkness﴿

﴾ Sunset Shimmer ﴿
 Sunrayverse ﴿
HellaMellaYella﴿

﴾ Tempest Shadow ﴿
Plagueverse ﴿
StarsInTheDarkness﴿

﴾ The FlimFlam Brothers ﴿
﴾ [pending] ﴿
StarsInTheDarkness﴿

﴾ The Mane-iac ﴿
﴾ [pending] ﴿
Dweebily-Blue﴿

﴾ The Pony of Shadows ﴿
﴾ [pending] ﴿
StarsInTheDarkness﴿

﴾ The Storm King ﴿
Bullshitverse ﴿
AbsoluteCactus﴿

﴾ Trixie Lulamoon ﴿
 Freakshow ﴿
xXOopsieDaisieXx﴿



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﴾ • Other • ﴿



﴾ My Little Pony: The Movie ﴿
﴾ 
Movieverse ﴿
﴾shared with xXOopsieDaisieXx﴿




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80 Questions

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I apparently had these saved on my computer so I guess I'm doin' it. I don't know if I meant to do it at some point and just forgot or what but I have no memory of saving them lmao but I'm sick as all fuck so let's go






1: WHAT DOES YOUR DEVIANTART NAME MEAN AND WHY?
   
- AbsoluteCactus, oof. Honestly, it has two meanings. One being my favourite plants are cacti. Two is I once saw one of those "nicknames for your signs" things or something close and Gemini was absolute cactus, so I figured it was fitting lmao.

2. WHAT FANDOM WERE YOU OBSESSED WITH WHEN YOU JOINED AND WHAT ARE YOU INTO NOW?
    - I mean, I guess still MLP? I've never been super obsessed but it's a huge part of my life so :shrug: I'm still into it and pretty curious to see how G5 will play out.

3. HOW MANY WATCHERS DO YOU HAVE NOW?

    - ~300

4. NAME 3 OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS ON DA.
    - OOF I have so many favourite artists so I'll just list a few
Lopoddity Vindhov StarsInTheDarkness HellaMellaYella qatsby EarthnAshes NCMares SleepySuika  

5. OR LACK THEREOF, MOVE ALONG
    - There isn't really anyone I don't like? Artwise, at least but we ain't gonna get into petty territory.

6. DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN CLUBS' CONTESTS HERE ON DA?
    - Occasionally, if I have time or motivation, which I never do.

7. WHAT IS YOUR MOST POPULAR SUBMISSION?
    - According to DA, it's this:
The Sparkle Family [collab] by AbsoluteCactus
Which is interesting because this isn't fully my art lmao.

8. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE NON-ANIME TV SHOWS?
    - South Park, MLP, Lucifer, iZombie, Futurama, Happy Tree Friends, Brickleberry, probably a lot more but these are the big ones for me.

9. WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD DRAW BETTER?
    - Humans and just anatomy in general. I also wish I were better at poses and angles and all that fun stuff but alas, I ain't. 

10. SUMMER OR WINTER?
    - I don't really like either but winter I guess.

11. RAIN OR SUN?
    - It honestly depends on my mood. I love both.

12. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF MUSIC?
    - Who the fuck knows anymore, not me.

13. PC OR MAC
    - PC

14. ANIME OR MANGA?
    - Both Is Good by AbsoluteCactus

15. COKE OR PEPSI?
    - Neither but I'd drink lava before I'd willingly drink Pepsi.

16. READ OR TV?
    - Both.

17. HOW MANY HOURS A DAY DO YOU SPEND ON DA?
    - lmao

18. NAME A TALENT.
    - Singing

19. FLASH OR TRADITIONAL CARTOONS?
    - I mean, if a cartoon's good, I don't care how it's animated

20. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?
    - Burger King/Taco Bell

22. WII OR PLAYSTATION?
    - PlayStation

23. NAME 3 OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS.
    - Panic! At The Disco, Gorillaz, and MISSIO

24. ARE YOU A FAST, SLOW, OR MEDIUM TYPER?
    - Fast af 

25. DO YOU LIKE DENNY'S?
    - They're racist af, hell no lmao

26. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SMILEY?
    - ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

27. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF PIE?
    - Pumpkin or Lemon Meringue

28. HAVE YOU EVER STAYED UP FOR 24 HOURS?

    - I have severe insomnia, staying up for 24 hours is nothing

29. DO YOU GO ON DA A LOT?
    - Guilty as charged

30. ARE YOU A MEMBER ON ANY OTHER SITES BESIDES DA?
    - Facebook, Tumblr, and Discord 

31. DO YOU COSPLAY?
    - Nope 

32. FRUITS OR SWEETS?
    - Fruits

33. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
    - Buttered

34. HAVE YOU SKIPPED SCHOOL?
    - Yup

35. HAVE YOU BEEN ON A PLANE?
    - I handful of times

36. HAVE YOU SWAM IN AN OCEAN?
    - I live in Florida, man

37. HAVE YOU BEEN ICE SKATING?
    - With what ice

38. FAVORITE VACATION SPOT?
    - Old Quebec, Canada

39. EVER BEEN ON TV?
    - Not to my knowledge

40. FAVORITE SALAD AND DRESSING?
    - Blue cheese

41. WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?
    - Put on background music

42. WHAT IS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW IN THE THEATER?
    - Deadpool 2

43. FAVORITE SANDWICH?
    - Tuna

44. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD…
    - There are many places I'd like to go.

45. FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY?
    - Early morning when the sky's all pretty and pink and yellow and shit

46. WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE?
    - A vet, like every other generic kid

47. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE NOW?
    - Animator

48. IF YOU COULD EAT WITH ONE PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
    - StarsInTheDarkness 

49. WHAT CHARACTER WOULD YOU HATE TO BE STUCK IN A ROOM WITH?
    - Windy Whistles. Ihate Rainbow's mom with a burning passion.

50. WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY?

    - June 2nd

51. FAVOURITE TYPE OF ICE CREAM?
    - Pistachio

52. LAST BOOK YOU READ?

    - The Count of Monte Cristo

53. WHICH STORE WOULD YOU MAX OUT A CREDIT CARD AT?
    - That weeaboo store we have in the mall by my house

54. DO YOU BUY / SELL / BOTH ON EBAY.
    - I don't think I've ever used eBay

55. WHAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING THING PEOPLE ASK YOU?
    - How I'm doing today.

56. FAVOURITE ALL TIME MOVIE?
    - Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

57. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW WHEN YOU WERE A KID?

    - My Life as a Teenage Robot

58. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
    - My fan

59. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
    - One of those chicken can and cracker things with the tiny spoons

60. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
    - I don't know man

61. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON?
    - I.... I don't know?

62. FAVORITE SPORT TO PLAY?
    - Golf

63. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
    - Halloween

64. HUGS OR KISSES? 
    - Hugs 

65. VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE?
    - Vanilla

66. FAVORITE BOARD GAME?
    - Battleship

67. FAVORITE SMELLS?
    - See, this is something I think about a lot, but now that I have to put it into words I got nothing so like.. Stuff.

68. WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
    - A variety of things. Music, real life events, etc

69. DO YOU HAVE ANY PIERCINGS?
I got my ears pierced when I was younger but I haven't worn earrings in forever because I never really liked them.

71. BACON BITS OR CROUTONS?

    - Both

72. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK?
    - Saturday

73. FAVORITE PHRASE?
    - I hope all fresh produce you buy goes bad right before you put it in the fridge is something I've been telling people a lot

74. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?

    - Glory Days

75. FAVORITE ANIMAL?
    - Mongoose

76. FAVORITE THING TO DO OUTSIDE?
    - Swim or just wander

77. FAVORITE THING TO DO WHEN IT'S RAINING?

    - Put on music and draw

78. FAVORITE DISNEY CHARACTER?
    - Cheshire Cat

79. DO YOU LIKE COFFEE? IF SO, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BRAND?
    - Yeah and I don't fucking know man. Coffee is coffee

80. Tag some lovely unfortunate souls
Dweebily-Blue Otaco-Bunny StarsInTheDarkness qatsby HellaMellaYella 

Do it, heteros
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CONTEST WINNERS

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⚜ Hello everyone [again] today is November 20th, 2017 and the very last day of the naming contest and time to roll out the winners.




First Place


:iconnumbuh-27:
Debonnaire Dapperpaws

Second Place


:iconmisskoifishpony:
Aurora de Dapperpaws

The winner for second place was originally Pick'a'Pocket Dapperpaws, however, the OP of that comment has been banned from this website. So the winner is instead another name that was within the top five.

Third Place


:iconhystericat:
Nightingale Dawn Dapperpaws


Please PM me for your prizes!

And thanks to everyone who joined this contest!

:iconabsolutecactus:
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⚜ Hello again and welcome all back to Cactus not being creative and shoving the burden onto other people.

Aka, a naming contest.

Today is November 1st, 2017, marking the end of part one of this contest. Part two consists of name voting.

Below are the top three names I liked most. That being said, I'm still an indecisive piece of shit and can't choose just one. So that's why we have this little poll handy:

http:// poal.me/ 48wcup [Deviantart blocks to link for some reason, so you'll have to manually put it into your search bar, I apologise! If you can't get it to work at all, please check the comment section for an alternative voting method!]

November 20th, 2017 is the final deadline and, really you guys are choosing the winners for this contest. Now the top three are in the running for the prize by default, but which order depends on the voters. To start it off, I'm going to vote for all three names since I liked all three, and you guys can vote for more than one, up to you.

The order of the winners will be announced after the second deadline and I want to thank everyone again for participating, and I apologise if your names didn't make it into the final round. This was actually a very hard choice, as I had well over three favourite names. In the end, I was reduced down to four to choose from and nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn it was hell.




If you have no idea what the actual fuck I'm talking about or what this journal even is, please refer here -->  CONTEST TIME PART 1 [CLOSED]PART TWO! PLEASE REDIRECT YOURSELF HERE --> 
⚜ First things first. If you join this contest, please share it as well. I hope to have a wide variety for this!
Hello everybody! I've got a new OC here that I need a name for:

HellaMellaYella made me a Rarity/Capper nextgen annnnd I need a name for her. Left art is Hella's and the right is done by yours truly.
So this kittycorn needs a name and I've made this into a contest because I've had this character for about a week now and I've got nothing whatsoever in regards to name. I suppose I need an outer perspective. However, there are rules.
1. I would prefer the name to be a pun off con artists, as this kitty takes after her dad a bit. Phrases like "jack of all trades" or maybe even a pun off the black market, fuck if I know. Or hell, blow my mind and mak





Tags of everyone who participated in round one so they can also participate in round two:


:iconhystericat::iconnumbuh-27::iconsunfish-studios::iconnuget2::iconkiwile3::iconxrozeyx::iconflarengadopts::iconotaco-bunny::iconnautilus18::iconspookyoreos::iconmisskoifishpony::iconkagomekagethief::iconqatsby::iconstarsinthedarkness: 
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PART TWO! PLEASE REDIRECT YOURSELF HERE -->  CONTEST TIME PART 2 [CLOSED]⚜ Hello again and welcome all back to Cactus not being creative and shoving the burden onto other people.
Aka, a naming contest.
Today is November 1st, 2017, marking the end of part one of this contest. Part two consists of name voting.
Below are the top three names I liked most. That being said, I'm still an indecisive piece of shit and can't choose just one. So that's why we have this little poll handy:
http:// poal.me/ 48wcup [Deviantart blocks to link for some reason, so you'll have to manually put it into your search bar, I apologise! If you can't get it to work at all, please check the comment section for an alternative voting method!]
November 20th, 2017 is the final deadline and, really you guys are choosing the winners for this contest. Now the top three are in the running for the prize by default, but which order depends on the voters. To start it off, I'm going to vote for all three names since I liked all three, and you guys can vote for





⚜ First things first. If you join this contest, please share it as well. I hope to have a wide variety for this!

Hello everybody! I've got a new OC here that I need a name for:
Untitled by AbsoluteCactusUntitled by AbsoluteCactus

HellaMellaYella made me a Rarity/Capper nextgen annnnd I need a name for her. Left art is Hella's and the right is done by yours truly.

So this kittycorn needs a name and I've made this into a contest because I've had this character for about a week now and I've got nothing whatsoever in regards to name. I suppose I need an outer perspective. However, there are rules.

1. I would prefer the name to be a pun off con artists, as this kitty takes after her dad a bit. Phrases like "jack of all trades" or maybe even a pun off the black market, fuck if I know. Or hell, blow my mind and make it a pun off of jewellery. If it's damn good and I like it, props to you, friend.

2. Please, no human names. For whatever reason people like to slap human names onto their MLP characters and it bothers the fuck out of me. I don't need a Carol running around in a world full of names like Twilight Sparkle and Daring Do. I know Trixie and Steven and Matilda are canon names in the show, but I don't like that either, even if I love all those characters. So please, just try to steer away from human names. That being said, if it's an object or idea that has been used as a human name, that doesn't count and is fine. But then again, suggest away. Maybe you'll blow my mind. I'd prefer if you didn't but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. Try to keep the name simple, if you can. This kid is already gonna be extra af with the last name Dapperpaws. She doesn't need an equally obnoxious first name.






There will be two parts to this contest.

This is part one; naming the character. After the deadline (see bottom), I will be choosing the top three names I liked most.

Part two consists of me making a poll of those three names and allowing votes for people to help me decide which one will be picked.

That being said, there will be three prizes:

First place:



- Fully shaded full body art of a character of your choice. Background is optional, just nothing too extreme.
NextGen - Chaos Party: Mandible by AbsoluteCactus
I realise I don't shade my fucking art so these are the only decent examples I have. I apologise.

Second place:



- Flat shaded bust art of a character of your choice. Background is optional, just nothing too extreme.
Clover by AbsoluteCactusUntitled by AbsoluteCactusFlat colour head shot by AbsoluteCactus
Pretty much this, just minimal shading. These are apparently the only busts I have that aren't 2 years old and don't look like garbage. I apologise.

Third place:



- Full body lineart of a character of your choice.
Full body lineart by AbsoluteCactus
This is literally the only lineart example I have, as I don't get many lineart commissions.






Good luck to all who participate.

Deadline for part one will be November 1st
Deadline for part two will be November 20th






Additional tags for people who might like to join

:iconqatsby::iconstarsinthedarkness::iconsaltyserpent::iconknife-girl::iconotaco-bunny::iconghostly-nightowl::iconnoctisvalex::iconhelixspiral04:::iconhasleydraws: 
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SHOUTOUT

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YO
GO FOLLOW StarsInTheDarkness IF YOU GIVE A FUCK ABOUT MY SHIT BECAUSE SHE'S BAE / MY MAIN INSPIRATION AND SHE DOESN'T GET ENOUGH LOVE AND ATTENTION SO GO WATCH HER IF YOU DON'T ALREADY BC
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